If only this was true. This is the stigma that most (men) have about flying. The horrifying truth is flight attendants are NOTHING like this. Oh sure we wish, we want, we dream, but sorry charlie. Your most likely going to get someone that is not even close, which is actually betters your chance of surviving if there was any sort of problem that created a need for an evacuation of the aircraft. That is the real job of today’s flight attendants, they just get roped into serving you drinks.
See these flight attendant bag tags.